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Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Super Bowl Shuffle Remix

Just a little bit of love for our boys before the big game Sunday.
And yes, I know I'm a dork, but somebody's gotta believe the hype. ; )


We're the new Bears Shufflin' Crew
Shufflin' on down, doin' it for you.
Going 13-3 is how we get our kicks
Blowin' your mind like '85-'86
You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Brian Urlacher
Urlacher here, I'm the heart of the D
You wanna get to the endzone, gotta go through me
I'm a hit with the ladies, they love my style
But putting hits on Favre is what makes me smile
We've known all season that we're number 1
The new Monsters of the Midway, we're having some fun
We didn't come here to look for trouble
We just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Rex Grossman
Well they call me Sexy Rexy and I'm young and tough
Had a couple rough games, but I know I got the stuff
I'm an Indiana boy, at home on a farm,
I like throwing it deep and showing off my arm
Staying cool under pressure, is the key
And if we get behind, we've always got our D
I've got my doubters, but watch me, girl
My Super Bowl Shuffle's gonna shock the world

Thomas Jones
Thomas Jones here, the man in the middle
Running the ball is like solving a riddle
First I find a gap, then I read the D
Once I get a step, ain't nobody catchin me
Me and Cedric B we make the run look pretty,
Bringing some offense to the Windy City
I didn't come, to burst your bubble,
I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Muhsin Muhammed
This is Muhsin Muhammed, I'm a heckuva guy
Throw a pass in the air and watch me fly
Fans call me Moose and scream my name
#1 receiver, I got crazy mad game
Like a speeding train, streaking down the field
I outrun the D like they're on training wheels
If you like my skills on the turf and grass
Just wait 'til you see me shakin' my a—
There's noone here that does it like me,
My Super Bowl Shuffle will set you free.

Robbie Gould
I'm Robbie Gould, pro bowlin for a reason
I went 26 of 26 to start the season
Breakin' Bears records and winning clutch games
They say I'm good as gold, and not just cause of my name
Most kickers are quiet, but I'm all smiles
Put the game on the line and I can kick for miles
I didn't come here, looking for trouble
I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Devin Hester
"Thank heaven for Devin", the papers say
Faster than a cheetah, is the Hester way
Give me open field and I'll show you a score
I'm bringing sexy to special teams like never before
When it's time to punt they're all full of fear
Making moves and making plays, you know I'm rookie of the year
That's why I got here, on the double
To take the Bears to do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Lance Briggs
I'm the tacklin machine, stopping fools on a dime
Big Lance Briggs, and I always get mine
Forcin fumbles is what I'm all about
And sacking QBs makes me scream and shout
When the ball is snapped, get outta my way
Cause you know Lance Briggs gonna make a play
I didn't come here to start no scuffle
I just wanna do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Tank Johnson
Get ready for the Tank, cause I'm here to stay
Mighta made some mistakes, but I'm ready to play
Forget about what you may have read
No more messin' around, I'm playin' ball instead
The best tackle in the biz, I'm big and tough
And when it comes to dancin, I got the stuff
I really don't wanna cause more trouble
I just wanna do the Super Bowl Shuffle

Bernard Berrian
Berrian here, I'm lean and tall
Throw it deep and I'll outrun 'em all
Me and Moose always cause a fuss,
Making defenses crazy tryin to stick with us
I'm sweet off the field and I'm smooth in the game
Winning's my goal, not fortune and fame
I didn't come here just for fun
I won't stop 'til we're number 1

Lovie Smith
Lovie here, and I'm a soul man
When it comes to winning, I got the plan
Ladies love Lovie, I always look fly
Now that Ditka's gone, I'm the guy
"Da Coach" and leader, of Papa Bear's boys
Come on Chicago, make some noise
You better start making your Super Bowl plans
'Cause we're goin' to Miami, and we're bringin' our fans


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is the best song ever!
da bears!

1:19 PM  
Blogger MWCB said...

I actually heard the original for the first time today, and now I get to read a 2007 version too. Weird. Nice job, though, you write well, best of luck with LA.

1:24 PM  
Blogger MDG said...

Hey good work.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous CLV said...

Spain--yes you are a dork---if you put this much time into our show maybe we'd get extended--oh i guess we already are. okay, okay, gorgeous and a great writer--maybe you do have it all--well, 1st you gotta get that super bowl trophy, and then you will officially have it all---Vasko

2:28 PM  
Blogger Adam said...

Spain...this is freaking amazing! You left yourself out of the lineup #1 Fan!

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Alex said...

hey, you probably don't remember me, but I worked in the sports section at the Daily Sun, and I just came across this linked on KSK. That's really good stuff...just wanted to pass along the compliment and say hi.

5:27 PM  
Blogger Signal to Noise said...

I'm not sure I believe Tank Johnson saying he doesn't want to cause any more trouble when the big game's in Miami.

Nice job.

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice work...hey, are you the same girl from here:


If so, wow...wish I had a ticket...um, and money...

10:52 AM  
Blogger Kevin said...

I'm Rex Grossman and I'm here to say
If I throw a bad pass, I'm off all day
I used to snort coke, and **** lots of girls
But now I try to rock your NFL world
My QB rating isn't too high
But you've gotta know, I'm Lovie's guy
And if I throw one pick, the Bears are in trouble
And won't get to do the Superbowl Shuffle!

2:02 PM  
Blogger Gibbon Jockey said...

I thought I was a dork for singing the fight song after every score. Nicely done. Bear Down!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Rudy Gay Faulker said...

please tell me you've seen this
new rendition
might not be as good as yours but it's pretty strong

9:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess God could be hotter.

10:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No Steve Fuller-esque verse for Kyle Orton? It would go something like this...

They say Grossman, is our man.
If Rexy can't do it, I sure can.
This is Kyle, and it's no wonder.
I drink like lightning.
Grow beards like thunder.

So bring on Seattle! Bring on Minny!
This is for George and his daughter named Ginny.
I'm not here for neck beard scruffle.
I just came to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.

Bear down!

1:55 PM  
Blogger Daniel C. said...

OK, Coming from a fellow dork (wait, can I be considered a fellow dork if am not remotely as sexxy? Hmmm... food for thought) that 'remix' is the Shi-z-it!!! I will proceed to pasting that friggin awesome SB Shuffle on all walls at work.. and will ask my brother to provide the right Beat for it. BANGIN!! ... and that goes for u too (yea, am a dork. Sorry)

Enuff said. GO BEARS!!!

PS: CB is gonna run for 2 scores.

Oh, and Wish I had the Ni-z-utz to apply for that last ticket u got.

for the Colts I wanna say, Count On Losing The Superbowl!!

8:16 AM  
Anonymous 2pac said...

On Google, I type in "Super Bowl Shuffle Remix" and this is one of the first websites that came up. I wanted to post it on my blog just as you did here, so thanks for the phenom lyrics.

It's just so ironic that you're the same person from all the eBay/Axe hype (I'm assuming, anyway).


10:21 PM  
Blogger cubby doodle said...

didn't have enough repeating chorus. but still really good.

2:35 PM  
Blogger SarahS said...

Repeating chorus implied. : )

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Rishi said...

Haha, that's funny... I did the same thing for the Bears unexpected big year in the Jim Miller days.

Nice work.

The one I did was called "The Urlacher Shuffle"... if you want to see part of it, here's a link:


Here's a sample- "I'm Keith Traylor, I'm the man in charge. Played linebacker in college, then I ate myself large. I hold up blockers so my 'backers can smack 'em. I do the Urlacher Shuffle, then I 50 Big Mac 'em."

10:28 AM  

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